DEADPOOL – Rated R

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What happens when you fall in love with someone that is exactly YOUR EQUAL, only to find out that you have incurable cancer and your days are numbered? That is, until some creepy guy shows up to offer you a chance at eternal life, and maybe even a SUPER HERO PERSONA when it’s all through…so, of course you SAY YES and plan to deal with the consequences later…OR MAYBE NOT…THIS IS DEADPOOL!!!

As we learn the back story of X-MEN’s foul mouthed SUPERHERO Wade Wilson, a.k.a. DEADPOOL (Ryan Reynolds) ~ we meet the breathtakingly beautiful and sexually provocative Vanessa (Morena Baccarin), who has stolen Wade’s heart and all of his other body parts too!!!

Reeling from his new diagnosis of terminal cancer, Wilson is struggling with the fact that his time with Vanessa is now limited. Hanging out at his favorite watering hole with his best friend and bartender Weasel (T.J. Miller), Wilson is confronted by a strange man with a proposition that may save his life

ALL IN for this “little affair”, Wilson heads to the DUNGEON OF DOOM to meet up with Super Hero and masochist AJAX (Ed Skrein), who is having way too much fun attempting to Wilson’s cancer right out of him, while making him invincible along the way too…

With his morphing complete, and his looks being nothing but a faint memory too ~ DEADPOOL knows Vanessa will never take him back like he looks now, but he must still attempt to SAVE HER, as nemesis Ajax apparently has a few more diabolical deeds up his sleeve, and with Vanessa’s name all over them…

I GIVE DEADPOOL a Rating of MUST SEE ON THE BIG SCREEN: As MARVEL SUPERHERO MOVIES GO ~ DEADPOOL might just be my FAVORITE ACTION HERO YET!!! Yes, you heard that right…. Ryan Reynolds might just have pushed Robert Downey Jr. off the pedestal as my FAVORITE MARVEL CHARACTER. Maybe it’s his QUICK WIT and DON’T REALLY GIVE A SHIT ATTITUDE…maybe it’s the storyline of going to save HIS GIRL at all costs, or maybe, just maybe it’s the WHOLE PACKAGE written by mastermind screenplay creators Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick, or maybe it was the perfect Directing by Tim Miller ~ in actually IT JUST DOESN’T MATTER what it was – it is just STUPENDOUS!!! I have never experienced such a TOTALLY RAUNCHY, TOTALLY GRAPHICALLY VILOENT FILM, all while it still being TOTALLY DELIGHTFUL to view!! Reynolds is ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS as DEADPOOL, as are his fellow X-MEN comrades Stephen Kapicic (Voice of Colossus) and Brianna Hildebrand as the Negasonic Teenage Warhead. Plus, T. J. Miller as Wade’s best friend and Ed Skrein as his arch nemesis AJAX, couldn’t have been cast any better if they tried. This film will take you to edge of good taste, and then just knock you over the edge with its vulgarity and nastiness ~ SO DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU ~ but, it will also touch you in a way that leaves you feeling so pumped and energized – that you too WILL want to go TAKE ON THE WORLD!!! Reynolds said in interviews he’s been pushing for the project to come to fruition for over a decade now…and let me tell you ~ it has been well worth the wait!!! DEADPOOL is a definite MUST SEE for EVERYONE over the age of 17!!! And if you are looking for a chance to make brownie points with your fellas to make this VALENTINE’s DAY “EXTRA SPECIAL” ~ then grab your spouse or significant other ~ NO, not there ~ and head out to catch a SUPER HERO MOVIE with more violence, foul language and raunchiness than you have ever experienced before ~ You are both going to LOVE IT….need I say more 😉

Kathy Kaiser

DON’T WATCH TILL THE KIDDOS ARE OUT OF THE ROOM ~ I WARNED YOU!!! 🙂